How did this get Editors Choice!?

Am I playing an entirely different game from people rating it well? This is AWFUL. You get three different QTEs strung together. Tap the thing when they tell you, mash the thing when they tell you, or trace the path when they tell you. Thats literally the whole game, over and over and over again. And the game seems to have been play tested by hyperactive chipmunks, because the time limits are ridiculous. I can complete each event perfectly, AND have purchased bonuses active and STILL get snapped by the timer. This is a broken, repetitive experience that doesnt have a core mechanic worthy of being called a game.

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